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Porta Potties 

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
Porta Potties by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
What part of "hoc est enim corpus meum" does that prottie not understand?
prottie by jwd77 April 18, 2017

Ice Cold Phatties 

Large balloons filled with Nitrous Oxide AKA "Laughing Gas."

The term Ice Cold Phatties comes from the unscrupulous hucksters who try to sell them to you in a concert or festival parking lot. "Ice Cold" because they're straight from the metal tank and literally cold, and "Phatty" because the buyer always wants the largest balloon they can find.
Get your Ice Cold Phatties! $15 or 3 for $40!
Ice Cold Phatties by Jacaranda November 7, 2021

train photting

A bit like trainspotting (standing on railway bridges wearing an anorak) but with the additional excitement of taking photographs of trains rather (or in addition to) writing down the numbers.
I went train photting yesterday and photted 60009 Union of South Africa. It was two hours late!
train photting by trainphotter November 21, 2005

Photteycopy 

The mispronounced version of the word 'photocopy'
Claire: Why isn't it stapled then?
Sarah: Because it needs to be Photteycopyed
Claire: XD

phattie nugs 

A fat (or phat) nug that is big and which you load into a bowl piece of a pipe in which you toke toke toke toke toke toke, out of.
you: dude look!
freind: what?
you: we're about to smoke phattie nugs
friend: tiiiight.
phattie nugs by Toke Whiteness September 19, 2010