photographobic 

someone suffering the irrational fear of being photographied

he was so photographobic that he had nightmares about being photographied

photographobic by meetfrog December 31, 2023

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

Photographic Hearing by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019

photographic constipation 

a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.

"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5

"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."

photographic constipation by Manrique May 19, 2016

CIT Photographic Society 

By definition is AWESOME/epic.

Occupation: Method of recording permanent images by the action of light projected by a lens in a camera onto a film or other light-sensitive material.

Lifestyle: Shooting.
Verdict: Fooking amazing.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see CIT Photographic societies latest exhibition?
Guy 2: Nah Boi.... Art is for fooking Faggits!
Guy 1: Down with that sort of thing you gypsy muck! CIT Photographic Society is the most epic society in the world.

Guy 2 was found several days later in a ditch with his hand so far up his ass he could tickle his little dangly throat thingys

CIT Photographic Society by princessAurora November 16, 2010

Photographic Memory

The ability to to recall images or texts with unfailing accuracy. Lots of people think its fake, but I can confirm it is real I have it.

It is not fair, this kid doesn't study for tests because he has a photographic memory; he can memorize power points and textbook pages just by looking at them once.

Photographic Memory by GEsmart December 8, 2013

photographic evidence posthaste 

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

photographic evidence posthaste by Yams January 16, 2008

Photographic Butt Memory 

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.

"I have a photographic butt memory."

Photographic Butt Memory by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018