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Poophole Loophole 

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.
How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"
poophemism by LukeRam April 11, 2010

phobophobophobia

A fear of a person with a fear of phobias
I know a guy with phobophobophobia, its really strange

poophoria 

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.
Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.
poophoria by ashassin April 20, 2008

phobophobophobophobia 

The fear of fearing a fear of fears. The fear of someone having phobophobophobia, the fear of someone having fear of fears.
Mark: I've got phobophobophobophobia
Jane: AHH AN INSECT
Bill: AHH IM AFRAID OF YOU BEING SCARED
Ben: AHH IM AFRAID OF YOU BEING AFRAID OF BEING AFRIAD
Mark: YOU PUSHED MY LIMITS AHHHHHHH *faints*

phoopachinga 

Wow, you are such a phoopachinga!!!
phoopachinga by A crazy Child June 18, 2018