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Phook; (foo-k): A word commonly used in the flash animated series Meenio. The word is a substitute for the word "fuck" and also takes on all the forms of the word "fuck".
"What a load of phook!" "You mother phooker!" "Holy phook!" "Are you phooking kidding me?!" "Go phook yourself."
phook by Meenio June 30, 2014
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bone phook

You can lose it in your drawers if youre not careful with it...
Just dont let everyone handle it..
And dont hold it against me.
Oh man i just dropped my bone phook!
bone phook by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003
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Phooka phook phookaa phooked phooker phooketed phooky bone phook phonk phoon
Player 1: You're so bad at holding outside
Player 2: You do it man, that guy (Phoon) bunnyhops to get there before us
Player 1: Just do me a favour and flash him
Player 2: *Throws flash* *3 seconds elapse* *Player 2 dies*
phoon by Sanron April 6, 2017
An underground style of hip-hop/trap music directly inspired by 90s Memphis rap, mostly present on soundcloud as trill style beats with old funk and nostalgic samples, often accompanied by vocals from old Memphis rap tapes. The dark lyrics from these tapes with funk and modern trap creates a contrast which is aesthetically pleasing to the 90s and 2000 kids. The music is brightened and modernized by producer between the age of 16 and 22, thanks to these funky, jazzy sounds mixed with vocals from Triple Six Mafia, DJ Paul, DJ Patt, and many more.
Mike: Damn that phonk beat is hella sick.

JAKE: What is a phonk,,,PLZ

FONKER: Phonk is a style of music!
Phonk by Ernestinthecut June 13, 2018
A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.
Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah
Phoon by Ça April 30, 2019
A a thick ooze-like mixture used to balance the pH level of a plant. Derived from the words pH and ooze.
Bro, did you phooz the plants yesterday?
phooz by TODD WillFindU December 2, 2013
A legendary bhoper from cs:s who was accused of scripting, but his legacy lives on.
Bro I just hit a sick hop, I am phoon right now.
Phoon by Koistopher June 3, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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