Plonkence 

When someone is both a plonker and a nonce.
If you don’t know what a plonker and a nonce is, look it up Karen.

What a absolute plonkence

Plonkence by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Plonkette 

The term "plonkette" is used to describe a female version of a "plonker" and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a "Plonkette" you do so with a great big smile on you're face, and is completely non offensive.

Johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again "You're such a plonker"

Angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt GRAMMAR wrong !!!! Id say you are a "Plonkette" ;-)

Plonkette by AberAng March 1, 2011

Plonkenstein 

A name provided by a Radina to an Ellie, meaning stupid, silly or a lengthened word of 'plonker'.

Ellie, your such a Plonkenstein.

Plonkenstein by Petrichor78 December 3, 2024

Plonkenstein 

A word said by a Radi to an Ellie usually meaning silly or stoopid.

Ellie your such a plonkenstein.

Plonkenstein by Petrichor78 December 3, 2024