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phone-coma 

When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.

Completely ignorant to the outside world.

Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.

Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!

I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
phone-coma by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011
Words you can keep

Phone Coma 

The state of trance one enters when fully engulfed with a text/app/email on a mobile device. Generally involves a brief intermission of any interaction with that individual.
Joe- I'm starving. Time to feast?
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?

Dave?

Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
Phone Coma by JosesRoo October 10, 2011

Phone Coma 

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
Phone Coma by Hobarto April 18, 2019

Phone Coma 

Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.
What happened to bob?

Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.
Phone Coma by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021
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