Gendersnap

When a gender sensitive individual loses their temper after confrontation by a less politically correct person in regards to gender identity.

Tom named his girl when she was born, causing multiple FaceBook gendersnaps.

by Hobarto December 18, 2018

Russianyourbum

When the online and broadcast media jump hysterically at any accusation that might cause harm to the (perceived) opposing political viewpoint.

Reddit, Anonymous, CNN, all reported erroneously regarding a hoax or fraud. They be Russianyourbum

by Hobarto April 19, 2019

Wankel

Masturbating with your pants or undies around your ankles.

Alice wankeled for several hours before authorities made it through her steel door.

by Hobarto May 17, 2019

Phone Coma

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.

Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.

by Hobarto April 19, 2019