Definitions by Hobarto

Wankel 

Masturbating with your pants or undies around your ankles.

Alice wankeled for several hours before authorities made it through her steel door.

Wankel by Hobarto May 16, 2019

Russianyourbum 

When the online and broadcast media jump hysterically at any accusation that might cause harm to the (perceived) opposing political viewpoint.

Reddit, Anonymous, CNN, all reported erroneously regarding a hoax or fraud. They be Russianyourbum

Russianyourbum by Hobarto April 19, 2019

Phone Coma 

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.

Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.

Phone Coma by Hobarto April 18, 2019

Gendersnap 

When a gender sensitive individual loses their temper after confrontation by a less politically correct person in regards to gender identity.

Tom named his girl when she was born, causing multiple FaceBook gendersnaps.

Gendersnap by Hobarto December 18, 2018