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The definition of phocko is a person who will kick your grandma down the stairs while dancing around screaming "I have filled the prophecy"

FREIND== Hey. I cant believe your mom really let you stay the night at my house.
PHOCKO== Yea. Me too. Hey weres your grandma?
FRIEND== Up the stairs. why?
PHOCKO== Nothing
====PHOCKO goes up the stairs and stands behind freinds grandma. Then kicks her down the stairs====
FRIEND== GRANDMA!!!! NO. WHY???
PHOCKO== I FILLED THE PROPHECY OF MY GREAT ANCESTORS!!!! I DID IT.

phocko by PHOCKO May 17, 2023

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phoctor

fake doctor, a nurse or chiropractor who thinks she has the training and scope of practice of a medical physician

The phoctor said her community college anatomy class was equivalent to the Gross Anatomy class medical students took in medical school. The phoctor was sorely mistaken.

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phoctor by SMURFY123 December 20, 2012

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phocko • pocko • phocks • pockodick • pockon • Phochop • Phocket • phocockrapher • phocockraphy • Phocomeliaphobia

pocko taco

a taco that gets put into a pocket for later use.

pocko taco

pocko taco by a randum dude that knows none May 17, 2011

pocko

(noun) pocket

Put the money in yo' pocko.

pocko by icedawg December 22, 2008

Pocko

A ship name between two people who are extremely weird and really close with eachother

I love pocko

They SHOULD be together

Pocko by Thirsty_ pocky March 15, 2017

phocks

A white fox with horns of a goat.

Did you see that beautiful snow phocks prancing through the fields?

phocks by Stanton V. May 8, 2007

PHUCKO

Pro sportbike stunt rider Nick Hill.
Fearless male.
A man that gets drunk and does stupid shit.
A taurus.
A grown man that looks and acts like a little kid.

Stop humping that barstool phucko.
Update scootertrashst.com phucko.

PHUCKO by Joe Strange December 6, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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