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A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.
Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.
Phildo by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020
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Polid. Is polid. You either get it or you don't.

Pronunciation is as follows: "puh-lid"

It can be symbolized by the 4 fingers up gang sign, or by bringing your hands together and forming a circle.

Carrying out these hand gestures as well as saying the word will give the message to people that you have now formed as part of a cult.

The origin of this word is of no importance to you, only the meaning. Polid.
Other words accepted include dillup, pladaw, and pillad.
*sees someone looking at you* "Polid."

How does your comment affect the political and economic state of the world? Not polid.
person 1: "wow thats awesome"
person 2: "im not sure has Phid authorised this as awesome?"

or

Person 1 :"this is awesome"
Person 2: "how do you know?"
Person 1: "Phid said it is"
Person 2: "it must be then!"
Phid by Posthumouskillah August 18, 2011

Philididiot 

A native of the city of Philadelphia. Generally characterized as a person on parole, with a sexually transmitted disease, passed out drunk in an alley at 3AM, and fights strangers to compensate for his/her low IQ.
Did you see that guy stab Santa Claus? $20 says that knob is a Philididiot
Philididiot by Swayze's Last Stand December 6, 2011

phildophile

a bearded person that molests young boys.
that man is a phildophile!
phildophile by MG2351 June 3, 2009

Phlipeeoko 

Sitting on the ground with your friends at a friends house.
Im Phlipeeoko At Nicoles house with Sarah.
Phlipeeoko by Faithipoo June 10, 2010