phivester

a hipster who is a five on the scale of babedom.

I saw a skinny-fat dude on the L train--total Phivester.

by PHEAGLE August 14, 2009

Phisteris

Anything you want it to be :)

"His feet are big, which means he has a huge phisteris."
"Let's go smoke some phisteris so you can relax."
"I beat that chick in and caught that phisteris, now i gotta go see a doctor."

by Crunkdizzle October 5, 2011

phipster

A difinition of a Feminine Hipster. Shares either the treat of feminism or skinny fagginess. Common used to describe male hipsters whom people are concerned might be gay.

Look at him! He is skinny, looks like a homeless and has so many weird hobbies.

Yeah, is he gay?

No, he is a Phipster...

by S-the-Fanny December 9, 2013

Priester

A combination of the words preacher and priest. Often used when you don't know what to call a religious leader

Jonathan:What religion is he apart of
Rachael: Idk he's a priester

by Raycheesi November 2, 2009

philosterbate

to have pleasure in hearing yourself speak

so how often do you philosterbate, 1, 2, 3 times a day?

by haha April 1, 2003

Phinkster

Your butthole musle.

Do you flex your phinkster?

Does your phinkster itch?

Are you flaunting your phinkster?

Dude, your phinkster stinks.

by Mikayla' March 16, 2008

Priester

The combonation or a priest and a preacher, usually used when you don't know what to call a certain religous leader.

Rachael: "Omg, what if my dad was a Priester?"

Jonathan: "A what?"

by gagalovemen November 2, 2009