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A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.
"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"
Pipster by psychognosis September 29, 2011
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A pipster is a combination of Hipster and Popster (Pop people). They are often mistaken with real hipsters. A true hipster is not mainstream. A pipster is a mainstream hipster. They have a little part of the hipsters style, but when the hipster changes it because it is too mainstream, then the pipster keeps wearing it.
The Hipster often has long beard, and messy hair. The Pipster still has a clean boy cut.
"Oh my god! Did you see that pipster! He looked like hipsters did 2 years ago!"

Phisteris 

"His feet are big, which means he has a huge phisteris."
"Let's go smoke some phisteris so you can relax."
"I beat that chick in and caught that phisteris, now i gotta go see a doctor."
Phisteris by Crunkdizzle October 5, 2011
A pretend Hipster. One who puts on an facade of bohemianism and appreciation of alternative culture, whilst secretly embracing mainstream fads.
That Kieran is such a pripster. With his tweed suits, and facebook obsession. That shit really fires me up.
pripster by fish4 September 11, 2006
A gamer that is at peak skill level.
Hello, my name is Mr. Phister, I am at peak skill level in gaming.
phister by G. Rothschild May 11, 2018
Pipster is an awesome person. She is Stephanie. She rocks peoples world. If you like it or not she is the best! She hearts you so heart her back.
-Pipster Hearts You

-Did you see Pipster today? She was laughing at an Oreo.
Pipster by Stephanie March 9, 2005