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Philter Phail 

When an online game such as RuneScape blocks a word like "Poof", so you are forced to write "p()()f".
David: Man, I was so just 'bout to say that but I got ****** by a random event.

Lil' timmy: p()()fed?

David: yea. dis philter phails.
Philter Phail by Anti Bit February 3, 2009

Philbert 

OG: Did you hear Jack ate some trash in the lunch room because they didn’t have any cream for his coffee?

G: He’s a full on Philbert!
Philbert by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Philter85 

A l33t Hacker. Derived from the word philter and the year 1985.
"Dude, Philter85 just hacked my computer!"
Philter85 by Philter85 December 9, 2004

phillerup 

When one performs an angry dragon and pinchs her noise right before he comes, thus filling her nasal cavity with his load.
Dude, her head nearly exploded when I came and did a Phillerup!
phillerup by Famousamos September 20, 2014

Phisteris 

"His feet are big, which means he has a huge phisteris."
"Let's go smoke some phisteris so you can relax."
"I beat that chick in and caught that phisteris, now i gotta go see a doctor."
Phisteris by Crunkdizzle October 5, 2011

philtrum 

The two lines and the dent formed by them, under ones nose extending to the top of the upper lip.
Son of a Bitch!! That coffee just burned the shit out of my philtrum.
philtrum by Richard Kirshen October 28, 2003