Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Philter Phail 

When an online game such as RuneScape blocks a word like "Poof", so you are forced to write "p()()f".
David: Man, I was so just 'bout to say that but I got ****** by a random event.

Lil' timmy: p()()fed?

David: yea. dis philter phails.
Philter Phail by Anti Bit February 3, 2009

Philbert 

OG: Did you hear Jack ate some trash in the lunch room because they didn’t have any cream for his coffee?

G: He’s a full on Philbert!
Philbert by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Philter85 

A l33t Hacker. Derived from the word philter and the year 1985.
"Dude, Philter85 just hacked my computer!"
Philter85 by Philter85 December 9, 2004

phillerup 

When one performs an angry dragon and pinchs her noise right before he comes, thus filling her nasal cavity with his load.
Dude, her head nearly exploded when I came and did a Phillerup!
phillerup by Famousamos September 20, 2014

Phisteris 

"His feet are big, which means he has a huge phisteris."
"Let's go smoke some phisteris so you can relax."
"I beat that chick in and caught that phisteris, now i gotta go see a doctor."
Phisteris by Crunkdizzle October 5, 2011

philtrum 

The two lines and the dent formed by them, under ones nose extending to the top of the upper lip.
Son of a Bitch!! That coffee just burned the shit out of my philtrum.
philtrum by Richard Kirshen October 28, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more