philpot

1. An arrogant cocky prick,
2. Something that smokes a lot (esp. Ganja)
3. A drain on society
4. Someone who would be a bad influence if anyone cared about him/her.

"Archie is such a philpot" Nick exclaimed in disgust.

by Jimmy Lon 16 April 19, 2008

philpot

a dirty pedo that has a girlfriend way younger than him.

Dude 1 : Man look at that dude with that child.he is such a Philpot
Dude 2 : werd.

by hickory dickory November 4, 2007

Philpot

A misunderstood person, unrecognised and unappreciated.

poor philpot, i wish they'd understand.

by T17e January 30, 2009

Philpotting

To leave behind your douchebag lifestyle and travel Europe as a homeless vagrant stealing wifi and electricity to charge your smart phone.

Guy 1: hey man I havnt seen Gareth in a while, what's he upto?

Guy:2 Man didn't you hear? He's gone philpotting!

Guy 1: Douche.

by Adolf32 November 6, 2012

Philpot

A man who wears a blazer and short who eats party rings outside of aldi,and normally has a long tree branch he does dances with

I saw philpot down spinney last night

by Ragedoak August 29, 2020