Philpot

A misunderstood person, unrecognised and unappreciated.

poor philpot, i wish they'd understand.

by T17e January 30, 2009

philpot

1. An arrogant cocky prick,
2. Something that smokes a lot (esp. Ganja)
3. A drain on society
4. Someone who would be a bad influence if anyone cared about him/her.

"Archie is such a philpot" Nick exclaimed in disgust.

by Jimmy Lon 16 April 19, 2008

philpot

a dirty pedo that has a girlfriend way younger than him.

Dude 1 : Man look at that dude with that child.he is such a Philpot
Dude 2 : werd.

by hickory dickory November 4, 2007

Philpot

A man who wears a blazer and short who eats party rings outside of aldi,and normally has a long tree branch he does dances with

I saw philpot down spinney last night

by Ragedoak August 29, 2020

Philapotamago

A gay person trying to sell lamp shades in a department store.

"Dude im going to head down the plumming isle just to avoid that philapotamago."

by bartender January 1, 2005

The ol Joey philpott

When you give her a 11 digits

Old mate gave her the ol Joey philpott last night she never screamed so hard

by Joey philpott December 16, 2018

philapotamus

term used to describe a person named Phil who resembles or is of equal weight of a hippopotamus

that plebestrian wrote my car off, he was a right philapotamus

by Fishman January 18, 2005