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1. An arrogant cocky prick,
2. Something that smokes a lot (esp. Ganja)
3. A drain on society
4. Someone who would be a bad influence if anyone cared about him/her.
"Archie is such a philpot" Nick exclaimed in disgust.
philpot by Jimmy Lon 16 April 19, 2008
a dirty pedo that has a girlfriend way younger than him.
Dude 1 : Man look at that dude with that child.he is such a Philpot
Dude 2 : werd.
philpot by hickory dickory November 4, 2007
A man who wears a blazer and short who eats party rings outside of aldi,and normally has a long tree branch he does dances with
I saw philpot down spinney last night
Philpot by Ragedoak August 29, 2020

Philapotamago 

A gay person trying to sell lamp shades in a department store.
"Dude im going to head down the plumming isle just to avoid that philapotamago."
Philapotamago by bartender January 1, 2005

The ol Joey philpott 

Old mate gave her the ol Joey philpott last night she never screamed so hard

philapotamus 

term used to describe a person named Phil who resembles or is of equal weight of a hippopotamus
that plebestrian wrote my car off, he was a right philapotamus
philapotamus by Fishman January 18, 2005