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poor philpot, i wish they'd understand.
Philpot by T17e January 30, 2009
Words you can keep
1. An arrogant cocky prick,
2. Something that smokes a lot (esp. Ganja)
3. A drain on society
4. Someone who would be a bad influence if anyone cared about him/her.
"Archie is such a philpot" Nick exclaimed in disgust.
philpot by Jimmy Lon 16 April 19, 2008
a dirty pedo that has a girlfriend way younger than him.
Dude 1 : Man look at that dude with that child.he is such a Philpot
Dude 2 : werd.
philpot by hickory dickory November 4, 2007
A man who wears a blazer and short who eats party rings outside of aldi,and normally has a long tree branch he does dances with
I saw philpot down spinney last night
Philpot by Ragedoak August 29, 2020

Philapotamago 

A gay person trying to sell lamp shades in a department store.
"Dude im going to head down the plumming isle just to avoid that philapotamago."
Philapotamago by bartender January 1, 2005

The ol Joey philpott 

Old mate gave her the ol Joey philpott last night she never screamed so hard

philapotamus 

term used to describe a person named Phil who resembles or is of equal weight of a hippopotamus
that plebestrian wrote my car off, he was a right philapotamus
philapotamus by Fishman January 18, 2005
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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