philou

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A French sexual vixen. She's got the hottest body around and really knows how to work it. This is her little secret though because in public she's the kindest, purest sweetheart on the planet. She's the type of girl who volunteers to teach refugees French during the day so they can integrate into society but then wants to get booty-blasted at night. She's the world's perfect girlfriend and anyone dating a philou is lucky to have her.

Guy 1: Why is Philou dating Nick? She's hot and sweet and he's funny but pretty mediocre looking.

Guy 2: Did you not hear? Nick has a huge penis and Philou low-key is a sex maniac.

Guy 1: No way! That Nick is so lucky! She's got it all.

philou by Sean's Combs March 20, 2017

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philocaly

Love of beauty

This is Maria she has philocaly she is a rare beauty.

philocaly by Rare Beauty April 20, 2018

Related Words

philou • philomène • philophobia • Philos • Philomena • Philogentilism • philogynist • philologist • philopateer • PhiloPater

philocalist

Lover of beauty; someone who finds and appreciates beauty in all things.

I'm a philocalist.

philocalist by ajdicaaa April 6, 2020

Philomena

A beautiful girl who is highly intelligent and the most genuinely sweet person you will ever meet.

Im in love with philomena!

Philomena by Philatopia August 15, 2011

Philbug

A rare member of the armadillidiidae family, sharing a lot of similarities with the common Pillbug, yet possessing a rather peculiar face, similar to that of a particular human specimen (Hence their name). The wild Philbug population has been put under heavy pressure due to deforestation and a serious decrease in anus crumbs.

1) Would you look at that! I've found a Philbug, such marvelous creatures!

2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.

Philbug by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Philophobiac

A Person Who Is Afraid To Fall In Love

I am a Philophobiac. I am afraid to fall in love.

Philophobiac by Teionna March 11, 2009

philosofecies

1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit.

2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.

3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.

Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".

Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".

philosofecies by savingandloading September 5, 2011

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026