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A French sexual vixen. She's got the hottest body around and really knows how to work it. This is her little secret though because in public she's the kindest, purest sweetheart on the planet. She's the type of girl who volunteers to teach refugees French during the day so they can integrate into society but then wants to get booty-blasted at night. She's the world's perfect girlfriend and anyone dating a philou is lucky to have her.
Guy 1: Why is Philou dating Nick? She's hot and sweet and he's funny but pretty mediocre looking.

Guy 2: Did you not hear? Nick has a huge penis and Philou low-key is a sex maniac.

Guy 1: No way! That Nick is so lucky! She's got it all.
philou by Sean's Combs March 20, 2017
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philocaly 

This is Maria she has philocaly she is a rare beauty.
philocaly by Rare Beauty April 20, 2018

philocalist 

Lover of beauty; someone who finds and appreciates beauty in all things.
I'm a philocalist.
philocalist by ajdicaaa April 6, 2020
A beautiful girl who is highly intelligent and the most genuinely sweet person you will ever meet.
Im in love with philomena!
Philomena by Philatopia August 15, 2011
A rare member of the armadillidiidae family, sharing a lot of similarities with the common Pillbug, yet possessing a rather peculiar face, similar to that of a particular human specimen (Hence their name). The wild Philbug population has been put under heavy pressure due to deforestation and a serious decrease in anus crumbs.
1) Would you look at that! I've found a Philbug, such marvelous creatures!

2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.
Philbug by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Philophobiac

A Person Who Is Afraid To Fall In Love
I am a Philophobiac. I am afraid to fall in love.
Philophobiac by Teionna March 11, 2009

philosofecies 

1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit.

2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.

3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.
Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".

Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".
philosofecies by savingandloading September 5, 2011