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A rare member of the armadillidiidae family, sharing a lot of similarities with the common Pillbug, yet possessing a rather peculiar face, similar to that of a particular human specimen (Hence their name). The wild Philbug population has been put under heavy pressure due to deforestation and a serious decrease in anus crumbs.
1) Would you look at that! I've found a Philbug, such marvelous creatures!

2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.
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by Lord Bubba May 03, 2017
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