A rare member of the armadillidiidae family, sharing a lot of similarities with the common Pillbug, yet possessing a rather peculiar face, similar to that of a particular human specimen (Hence their name). The wild Philbug population has been put under heavy pressure due to deforestation and a serious decrease in anus crumbs.
1) Would you look at that! I've found a Philbug, such marvelous creatures!
2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.
2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.
by Lord Bubba May 03, 2017