Philbug

A rare member of the armadillidiidae family, sharing a lot of similarities with the common Pillbug, yet possessing a rather peculiar face, similar to that of a particular human specimen (Hence their name). The wild Philbug population has been put under heavy pressure due to deforestation and a serious decrease in anus crumbs.

1) Would you look at that! I've found a Philbug, such marvelous creatures!

2) Watch out for that Philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.

Philbug by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

philbag

Someone who lives on masterbation because they can't get laid.

Female 1: That kid is always in his room
Female 2: Yeah he's always playing with himself
Female 1: Eww he's such a philbag

philbag by kimbrlinaa December 31, 2011

Philbegin 

A term used to announce the beginning of Dr. Phil.

Philbegin, mom, Bring the popcorn!

Philbegin by Jules Peterson June 13, 2008

Philbgroblized 

Conveys a hangover without even having to admit you've been drinking

Pedialyte freezer pops can save even the most philbgroblized partier.

Philbgroblized by Dartistic June 23, 2018