philosofecies 

1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit.

2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.

3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.

Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".

Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".

philosofecies by savingandloading September 5, 2011

philosofaeces 

a picture taken on the toilet with an ironic philosophical phrase or one word caption. Usually with a black and white filter. Can be a picture of toilet paper, underwear on the ground, or a selfie. Can be spelled "philosofeces."

jeff: I want to share some meaning with the world, but I don't want it to seem cheesy
troy: why don't you just upload a philosofaeces?
So jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, "#life"

philosofaeces by crappunkrock182 July 6, 2015