Philisophicalitis - (Fill-ih-sof-uh-
cuh-
lie-tis)
A mental condition in which one tends to overly use philosophy on an everyday basis, such as eating a
bowl of coffee, walking the rug, or flying a tree in the ocean.
Person 1: I like how the iOS design looked like before iOS 7, but the iOS 7 design is also nice. Both are
good.
Person 2 (affected by philisophicalitis): This opens a new chapter in the human race. For one individual to be able to perceive a neutral, yet not biased opinion on a quite controversial opinion among some in the
Apple community, even though it may be considered a niche topic. You have opened your third eye, young one. Your gift
will bless the many upon the generations.
Person 1: You look like you need to eat some
water.