Phillipino

The most superior race in the whole universe. I recommend becoming friends with one. it will change your life. no joke.

Places you might see them?

1)The Phillipines.

2) in an Expats house (normally in Hong Kong) with a Broom and Brush in hand.

3) or even just at the local Karaoke Bar

the best specimens are always the Half Scottish/Half Phillipino kind. they are truly exceptional.

"whoa man, look at the way she moves! she must be Phillipino"

Phillipino by Half-cast May 26, 2009

Phillipino Flapjack 

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.

The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!

Phillipino Flapjack by mDiB April 7, 2010

phillipino duster 

After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.

We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.

phillipino duster by Matandy January 27, 2010

Phillipino whisker biscuit

When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.

Dude, last night I gave your mom a phillipino whisker biscuit.

Phillipino whisker biscuit by Propper G January 19, 2010

Phillipino Palm Tree 

When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree

Jake gave me my first Phillipino palm tree and I'll be using ointment for a month!

Phillipino Palm Tree by tyrel1 November 4, 2010

Phillipino Fingers 

a person who can move their hands/fingers in a speed that most others cannot;
most people from the Phillipines have this talent

Nate: "Dude I just got 100% on Raining Blood on Guitar hero"
Ryan: "Damn you and your Phillipino Fingers"

Phillipino Fingers by rsowildcat33 February 16, 2008

Phillipino Flap Jack 

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

Phillipino Flap Jack by Facawi November 23, 2010