Skip to main content
A person over 40 that followed Phish tour after Jerry died- Wandering but not lost.

Often remembered for making the best grilled cheese on lot, before daddy died and the dreads hit the lower back; reaching Trustrafarrian status.

Usually owning commercial rec THC farms; and trapping CBD product brands.

Usually married (or divorced) a yoga instructor from Ashland Oregon.
Known for not inviting Phish friends new partners to “couch shows” unless they are vaccinated.
These Phish fans are married; total phiggots!

They are sitting across the table splitting the tab, so I picked it up and pod the whole thing. Never heard from them again.
phiggot by Greenhans33 March 23, 2022
phiggot mug front
Get the phiggot mug.
See more merch

beta phaggot 

One of the most overused words on the bodybuilding.com forums. Basically anyone who doesn't work out or is considered a "nice guy"
Forum post:

Why you are a "beta phaggot"

You are a needy, indecisive approval-seeker who makes your woman a higher priority than yourself and your passions.
beta phaggot by betterthanfuckbook December 28, 2014
Related Words

Piggot Pack 

Smoking on that piggot pack is the act of smokin on the ashes of Jay Morgan Piggot.
I'm high af on this piggot pack this shit gas.
Piggot Pack by PiggotSmoker July 11, 2021

Op is a phaggot 

Used in online forums to denote the thread creator is homosexual. 'Faggot' is spelt 'Phaggot' due to the fact many forums block the former.

More often than not, the insult is used as a sign of dissatisfaction with the thread, instead of implying the creater is gay. When the rare occurence happens that this really is the case, the phrase could not be more suitable.

Usually after many replies of 'op is a phaggot' by unsympathetic forum users, the thread will die and the member will be left feeling scarred and broken. It is a common trend for people who rarely post to create threads which bear 'phaggot' comments, so the poster often sinks back into the bushes to lurk until he plucks up enough courage to try his luck again.
Thread:Have any of you seen the film *insert crap title no-one watched*

replies: op is a phaggot

Thread: I Like using my boyfriends anal beads

Replies:: Wow.. looks like op really is a phaggot
Op is a phaggot by j4mi3 November 28, 2011
My friend Brian is a phaggot.
Phaggot by MikeC. November 20, 2010
An idiot, moron, or other low intellectual individual. Does not mean the same as faggot. Does NOT mean a homosexual, unless that homosexual is of low intelligence.
Man that guy is a complete dumbass...a straight phaggot.

He is gay, what a phaggot. Nah dude I think you mean faggot, he is pretty smart so he isn't a phaggot.
Phaggot by The adjuster January 4, 2014

phaggotry 

the display of faggot-like actions; acting gay, or in a gay manner.
He is setting a fine example of phaggotry.
phaggotry by Mike Gamman December 10, 2008