1) The almost extinct religion that says "The Pig is our lord, In it we will find salvation..." The beliefs of a Piggot clearly state that the simplicity and love of a pig are all you need to be a happy person. There are absolutely no obligations to being a Piggot and it's not a cult.
2) Something you decide to believe in when you dislike all the other religions out there or you dislike the corruption of al the other religions out there.
1) I believe in Piggotry because I am a Piggot
2) I have had enough with Christian/Jewish/Muslim/Athiest beliefs, so I became a Piggot. This way I can have a happy medium of them all and not worry about be steryotyped.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)