phalloid 

A big fat hairy penis with no balls

Oh baby, shove your phalloid right there where it hurts.

phalloid by xachooxblessxyoux February 26, 2008

Phallodont 

A radiographic term used in dentistry to describe a benign/mushroom shaped deposition of cementum at the apical portion of a tooth.

Gonna be hard to yank that #13 phallodont

Phallodont by club dining March 25, 2010

phallodendron

Your grandma's dick-shaped shrubbery.

I got sick of lookin' at those phallodendron, so I cut the tops off. Now they look like Bop-em mallets.

phallodendron by JoshuaJordan May 14, 2008

Phallidation 

When a male feels his statement has been validated by another male who is aware that the statement is lacking any base of fact or at the very least reasonable coherent thought. The second male will validate this line of balderdash due to a unique pineal proximity sense that compels the second male to rescue the troubled first male from assured social ridicule and eventual shunning from future intellectual engagements.

Thanks for the phallidation bro! She would have totally caught me in my bullshit if you weren’t there!

Phallidation by Unbearable October 23, 2017

phallodysmorphophobia 

the fear of having a penis (as a woman)

After years of unexplained anxiety, she was diagnosed with a rare form of body dysphoria—phallodysmorphophobia—an irrational but debilitating fear of developing male genitalia despite being biologically female.

phallodysmorphophobia by Spencetronigga June 12, 2025