Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
An all-purpose swear word, limited only by your imagination.
You stupid pfuntch.

What the pfuntch is your problem?

I can't believed you pfuntched your own roommate.

What smells like pfuntch in here?

My biggest turn-on? Getting my pfuntch licked.

God, I'm horny. I want to touch your pfuntch.

If you let me pfuntch your pfuntch, I'll pfuntch your pfuntch until you pfuntch.

I wouldn't pfuntch your pfuntch if you were the last pfuntch on earth. Your pfuntch is so pfuntch is makes me want to pfuntch.
pfuntch by misterpeace.com September 28, 2009
Related Words
Parliament lights
Lemme get'a box of pfunk's
pfunk by Ascendasaiyan February 26, 2003
pure funk, as in, the funk of Parliament -Funkadelic
Knee Deep, Maggot Brain, Cosmic Slop, One Nation, Mothership Connection, etc.
pfunk by Jamil February 15, 2004
Pfunk by serverpimp January 2, 2003
Make my funk the pfunk, I wants to get funked up
pfunk by Deacon Funk April 19, 2003
A chinamen who lacks courtesy to people in their surroundings. Usually will talk loud in their language when they are on their cellphone, or microwave their smelly leftovers (often fragrant beef or fish) and eat it at their desk in a small office.
What is the pFUNG. It always smells in here at lunch time from her stinky beef.
pFUNG by pumpkinramen August 17, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
Load more