pfuntch 

An all-purpose swear word, limited only by your imagination.

You stupid pfuntch.

What the pfuntch is your problem?

I can't believed you pfuntched your own roommate.

What smells like pfuntch in here?

My biggest turn-on? Getting my pfuntch licked.

God, I'm horny. I want to touch your pfuntch.

If you let me pfuntch your pfuntch, I'll pfuntch your pfuntch until you pfuntch.

I wouldn't pfuntch your pfuntch if you were the last pfuntch on earth. Your pfuntch is so pfuntch is makes me want to pfuntch.

pfuntch by misterpeace.com September 28, 2009

Puntch 

Combination of Punch and Punt. This is when you simultaneously kick and hit a person.

That bitch would not shut up, so I puntched her.

Puntch by jeffhatesusernames September 13, 2021

Pluntch

A word for someone who is snarky and full of themselves.

"Ugh, Gatlin's such a pluntch"

"I know right?"

Pluntch by postmantaco April 21, 2026