petty king

A person that enjoys applying petty behaviour towards things that upset him. This person wants his upseties to feel the wrath of his pettiness until they freak him like a king.

He hasn’t opened my snap in days it’s because he’s a petty king

by Piscies December 7, 2017

Tom Pettying a blade

When you can't back down from shoving a sword up your booty hole.

"I just got out of the hospital, I was Tom Pettying a blade"

by Owl luvr 69 August 25, 2017

pettying

free balling, made popular by the parody of Tom Petty's Free Falling.

GS: just realized I have not had any clothes on since five minutes after I walked into the house several hours ago. Hope my roommate doesn't come home unexpectedly.

AVZ: Really? Are you Pettying and everything?

by WckdTwstr February 3, 2012