petak

Polish word for penis, but can be used freely around mixed company due to its lack of recognition.

"Hey, that jerk has his petak brace too tight!"

"Why don't you get the petak out of your mouth and speak up?"

"And that would explain why you like petak, right?"

petak by Jimmy Lindley May 9, 2006

Helga Pataki Syndrome

Loving someone so much that you hate them with the same instensity because you're afraid of rejection so you cover up your true feelings with the opposite.

Helga: Arnold! What a do-goody geek, how I loathe him... and yet... (silly music plays and she starts blabbing some poetry that she wrote about him)
Helga Pataki syndrome

Helga Pataki Syndrome by snejana October 17, 2012

Peaks100 

A menacing, 5’4, black air force wearing, food critic that has beef with anything.

He started off as an unknown rapper and eventually moved to TikTok. He gained his popularity from his black-air-force energy TikTok’s and challenges that he always fails. Such as the Sprite Challenge.

His comment section is flooded with the nerd “🤓” emoji and has only grown from there.

Even after he got a kidney stone from all the bad foods he consumes, he still continues to drink Starbucks every morning. He’s truly a Villain.

Guy1: “Yo you know that guy Peaks100 on TikTok?”
Guy2: “You mean that short ankle biter gremlin that eats fried food all day?”

Peaks100 by brogotbeefwith August 22, 2022

PETA 

An organization that tells others to go vegan.

These pieces of shit don't like it when animals are hurt in any way, but they have killed more than 10000 pets, claiming they were "sick", but they were perfectly healthy.

PETA: YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO KILL ANIMALS, WE ARE!!!

PETA by PI55 September 2, 2018

Sean Pataki 

Awesome

Person 1: "Big Macintosh is Sean Pataki"
Person 2: "yyeeeppp"

Sean Pataki by Spikey Wikey September 19, 2012

Peak Meeting 

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.

Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.

Peak Meeting by 11237 January 15, 2012

PETA 

The so called "People for the Ethical Treatment of animals" but closer to modern day Nazis. They will force their minority views onto everyone, even using extreme acts such as: Arson, pornography, violence and even attempted murder (fascism). They have also killed thousands of homeless animals and mutilated seals to try and prove their point (hypocrisy). Conclusion: they are fucking terrorists.

Person 1: I just joined PETA
Person 2: Hello is this 911, I have a man here that just joined a terroist group please come and arrest him.

PETA by Omfi September 6, 2018