PI55's definitions

NicsterV

What that "ZephPlays" guy said. Seriously, what he said is true. NicsterV is a fucking clickbaiter that all the 4-10 year olds watch.

Random 8 year old imposter: I am real nic
Me: No you're not. Besides, even if you were, I fucking hate NicsterV anyways, so shut the fuck up.

by PI55 September 3, 2018

Emoji

A shitty face that 3-9 year olds spam. Come on guys, we are already lazy enough to type "u" instead of a 3-letter word, why are we using dumb-looking faces?

"ITS LIT *insert fire emojis*"
"Get off of your mother's phone, fuckface."

by PI55 September 3, 2018

Keep It Out!

A button you can click if theres a definition that should not be on there, but instead of using it the way it SHOULD be used, people just press this literally for no reason. If that's you, you don't deserve the option to vote.

*sees a negative definition of LPS*
"uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhh keep it out!"

by PI55 September 5, 2018

No You

A "comeback" you use when you're too trash and uncreative to make a roast.

But wait! There's more. The autistic version of this saying would be "no u".

There are quite a few variants of this fucking retarded saying:
"I know you are but what am I"
"You are too"
"So are you"
"You are what you called me"
"That's what you are too"
"*literally copy what they said*"
"You are *insert what they said* too"
And for a bonus, show off how angry you really are by putting a smiley. Show you are also angry (but not as angry lmao) by putting an angry face. Don't put emojis, fuckface.

See? I came up with those easily. Next time you get in a fight, don't say shit like this. It only makes you closer to defeat.

"Rabbits are shit"
"No you"
"Says the one who isn't creative enough to say that"

by PI55 September 29, 2018

Retards

People who make definitions about actual real people.

"Emma is a girl who loves MEMES"
"Yeah, fuck that, that's a complete no. Memes suck."

Seriously, retards, stop with this bullshit.

by PI55 September 3, 2018

Grammer Nazi

A piece of shit. Yes, I misspelled "grammar" on purpose. I just wanted to piss some people off, you know? Like I always do, with the r/Wooosh or Cat definition?

Me: ugh, squirrels are fucking bitches, they dont deserve to live
Grammer nazi: UR SO MEAN! DONT TREAT GRAMMER LIKE THAT
Me: does it fucking matter? i dont need grammar to be on the internet
Grammer nazi: IT MEANS UR UNEDUCATED AND I HIGHLY DOUBT UR GOOD AT IT
Me: dont be a hypocrite
Grammer nazi: IM NOT BEING HYPOCRITE STOP HATING BITCH
Me: your fault
Grammer nazi: NO ITS NOT UR NOT USING GRAMMAR
Me: Fine. If you want me to fucking use grammar, I will fucking use grammar. Now stop being a fucking hypocrite and learn to use grammar the right way yourself, got that, fuck-face?

by PI55 September 20, 2018

Slipknot

An awesome nu-metal band. Well, maybe they were back in the (sic) and Iowa days (i still respect them)... who the fuck are you to say their old shit was poser metal?

"Dude slipknot is poser metal"
"You're talking their new stuff, right?"
"No their old stuff"
"Fucking retard."

by PI55 September 20, 2018