pester pipe 

Your dick, when used in a pestering manner.

Like when your pestering your wife or your bitch for sex. You take it out and start smackin their ass or the their leg.

"Put that damn pester pipe away!! I'm tired."

pester pipe by deep January 2, 2005

Peter Pipe 

The male version of a queef where the gas exits through the head of a penis

It smells stank in here, did you Peter Pipe

Peter Pipe by Cpt. Koch January 31, 2016

peter pipe head 

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

peter pipe head by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

Pipe Laying Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Peter Piper 

picked a peck of pickled

pink pajamas (Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas)

Peter Piper by CCNeb November 29, 2021

Peter Piper 

A tongue twister that is great to use before going on stage.

Also, apparently something from doctor who that somehow I missed.

Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers.
Try saying that 10 times fast.

Peter Piper by WhenEarthSavesTheDay June 1, 2017

peter piper 

Penis, cock, wang

Watch your peter piper doesn't stick out of your boxers when you get an erection.

peter piper by thegoodguy1284 March 20, 2010