Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.

"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.) by Long14 January 9, 2012

Hot Person's Discount 

The ability for attractive customers to get lower prices, better service, and more prompt attention in hotels, restaurants, airports, etc.

At restaurant...
Guy 1: Hey, they just seated those two girls before us!
Guy 2: Yup, they're getting the Hot Person's Discount.

Hot Person's Discount by Goofyfoot June 21, 2008

business person's orgasm 

ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!

severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!

worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!

john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!

when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!

sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!

she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!

business person's orgasm by michael foolsley October 31, 2011

white person's whining

When whites complain about how unfair Political correctness, Affirmative action or the fact that they are no longer allowed to use ethnic slurs against others is.

Usually then complains how the government or media is now oppressing them and how unfair the world is to them.

That white person's whining how anti racism secretly means anti white!

white person's whining by Athlone April 18, 2012

homeless person's law 

a "homeless person's" sign can only say 'god bless' it CANNOT say, 'god bless YOU'!!

space alien seeking $$ -god bless! is an example of homeless person's law

homeless person's law by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Oh YEAH, (person's name)? YEAH! 

Some funny, loud way of getting a friend's attention, especially in a busy place like a classroom, hallway, store, etc. Add emphasis on the "Yeah"s and say the person's name like a question. It's meant to be really loud and almost sarcastic.

Oh YEAH, (person's name)? YEAH!

Oh yeah, Jenny Harris? Yeah!

Oh YEAH, (person's name)? YEAH! by KAWFEE89 January 10, 2011

Homeless Person's Manditory Egression

The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.

"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"

Homeless Person's Manditory Egression by Cap'n Bullmoose October 19, 2008