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Pronunciation: /ˈpeɪz/ (PAYZ)
Definition:
Pese (noun) - The measurable quantity of subject matter or material existence. Representative of relative gravitational influence.
Significance:
• It defines a generalized term for “weight”.
• It emphasizes it is measurable and has gravitational properties.
• It identifies the quality of the substance.
• It avoids prohibited origins and maintains the existing examples.
• It improves the comprehensibility by creating a new term.
• It replaces the word “weight”.
Examples:
• “The cargo’s pese was deco (ten) kilograms.”
• “The pese of the component caused problems.”
• “The measurement of the pese was necessary.”
pese by Dmitrio March 4, 2025
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Pronunciation: /ˈpeɪz/ (PAYZ)
Definition:
Pese (noun) - The measurable quantity of subject matter or material existence. Representative of relative gravitational influence.
Significance:
• It defines a generalized term for “weight”.
• It emphasizes it is measurable and has gravitational properties.
• It identifies the quality of the substance.
• It avoids prohibited origins and maintains the existing examples.
• It improves comprehensibility by creating a new term.
• It replaces the word “weight”.
Examples:
• “The cargo’s pese was deco (ten) kilograms.”
• “The pese of the component caused problems.”
• “The measurement of the pese was necessary.”
pese by Dmitrio March 23, 2025

PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) 

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.
Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.

John Pesenti 

A Man, a myth, a legend...
The Legacy of John Pesenti will never end
John Pesenti by ManDarty December 27, 2011

John Pesenti 

A God among men. It is said that his power is so mighty that it cannot be matched by anything or anyone in any universe.
Person 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
John Pesenti by trobbins September 15, 2011

Pesedist 

Thief, liar, the defitition of corruption.
Pesedistule! Try not to be pesedist! Futu-te-n gura de pesedist! Muie PSD!
Pesedist by Cvasimodo November 28, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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