adj. deviant sexual activity/item which has fallen out of fashion or been abandoned due to old age, penile rupture, or court order. May also be applied to an ex-partner whose distasteful proclivities scared you away.
adv. (-ly)
1. My pervious girlfriend kept bees and wanted to baste my knob with honey.
2. Tangerine scented joy jelly is a popular lubricant, but perviously butter was favoured in Paris.
by Greg Withnail August 10, 2012
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You are the most pervious human I have ever met in my life.
by jenni1123 October 29, 2010
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To be more of a pervert then the person that is doing the perving.
"Be more pervious then that pervert!"
by Gabbzie. January 27, 2009
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1.) When the level of a person's perverted nature is obvious and above average they are Pervious
2.) Someone innocent who's pants are really easy to get into
1.) Don't be so pervious around my family please. You're embarrassing me!
2.) Buy him one drink and he's totally pervious.
by Manrate July 10, 2018
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What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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