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Damien Persinger 

Damien is a very handsome man. He’s he sweetest guy you will ever meet, just don’t love on a cat if you’re dating him or he will never let you live it down. He has curly hair and is very caring about you (not really you lol just me) and will be my future husband. (Unless I marry the cat first.)
“Wow, look at Damien persinger. He’s so cute.”

“Damien Persinger has curly hair!”

“Damien Persinger is jealous because of a cat stealing his woman”
Damien Persinger by AvaxDamienIrl January 18, 2022

Future persinger 

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.
“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”
Future persinger by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022
Browsing an area or looking through something. Pronounced per-oos-ing.
What are you doing in this isle at the market?" "Oh nothing, just purusing through the snacks.
Purusing by Spousal Abuse July 23, 2011

Persinger 

My future last name :]
(Love you Damien <3)
“Persinger is my last name”

“I’m changing my last name to Persinger!”
Persinger by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

persinger 

My last name and my girlfriends future last name
Hey look it the PERSINGER’s
persinger by Damienxavairl March 12, 2022
(Verb)
The action of fixing a minor detail
My bike was broken, I spent hours pebusing but eventually fixed it
Pebusing by AmadDosPortos November 22, 2025
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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