persure 

When you drink too much and pronounce persue wrong. While trying to make an inspirational speech.

Belurb in yourself and you can persure your dreams.

persure by Ashmck96 February 4, 2022

Persuex 

Persuasion through sexual intercourse

"Party saturday night, you comin?"
"Im grounded. I have to persuex my grandmother into letting me out of the house."

Persuex by Sexmasta J August 1, 2012

perjurer 

A person who renders (oneself) guilty of swearing falsely or of willfully making a false statement under oath or solemn affirmation

Me: I don't believe he'll dare to stand up as a witness in court.

Friend: True. He is a perjurer.

perjurer by imBASICk May 23, 2016

perstressed 

that feeling when you're stressed or anxious but you don't know why

I am perstressed, I've been worried all day but I don't know why.

perstressed by yaboyaki February 15, 2018

persume 

To participate in persumption, or be persumity.

I am choosing to persume the elephant inside the room.

persume by Danwah February 21, 2015

persereikyli 

The hole between one's buttcheeks.

He stuck WHAT in his persereikyli?!?

persereikyli by Pedi August 19, 2004

Perture 

Noise to make when pretending to shoot a gun.

Instead of "bang bang," "perture perture."

Perture by Dood89 June 3, 2010