persure

When you drink too much and pronounce persue wrong. While trying to make an inspirational speech.

Belurb in yourself and you can persure your dreams.

by Ashmck96 February 4, 2022

Persuex

Persuasion through sexual intercourse

"Party saturday night, you comin?"
"Im grounded. I have to persuex my grandmother into letting me out of the house."

by Sexmasta J August 1, 2012

perjurer

A person who renders (oneself) guilty of swearing falsely or of willfully making a false statement under oath or solemn affirmation

Me: I don't believe he'll dare to stand up as a witness in court.

Friend: True. He is a perjurer.

by imBASICk May 23, 2016

perstressed

that feeling when you're stressed or anxious but you don't know why

I am perstressed, I've been worried all day but I don't know why.

by yaboyaki February 15, 2018

persume

To participate in persumption, or be persumity.

I am choosing to persume the elephant inside the room.

by Danwah February 21, 2015

persereikyli

The hole between one's buttcheeks.

He stuck WHAT in his persereikyli?!?

by Pedi August 19, 2004

Perture

Noise to make when pretending to shoot a gun.

Instead of "bang bang," "perture perture."

by Dood89 June 3, 2010