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persure

When you drink too much and pronounce persue wrong. While trying to make an inspirational speech.
Belurb in yourself and you can persure your dreams.
by Ashmck96 February 4, 2022
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Persuex

"Party saturday night, you comin?"
"Im grounded. I have to persuex my grandmother into letting me out of the house."
by Sexmasta J August 1, 2012
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perjurer

A person who renders (oneself) guilty of swearing falsely or of willfully making a false statement under oath or solemn affirmation
Me: I don't believe he'll dare to stand up as a witness in court.

Friend: True. He is a perjurer.
by imBASICk May 23, 2016
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perstressed

that feeling when you're stressed or anxious but you don't know why
I am perstressed, I've been worried all day but I don't know why.
by yaboyaki February 15, 2018
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persume

To participate in persumption, or be persumity.
I am choosing to persume the elephant inside the room.
by Danwah February 21, 2015
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persereikyli

The hole between one's buttcheeks.
He stuck WHAT in his persereikyli?!?
by Pedi August 19, 2004
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Perture

Noise to make when pretending to shoot a gun.
Instead of "bang bang," "perture perture."
by Dood89 June 3, 2010
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