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personal space invader

A person or pet who invades one's personal space. A person who stands unnecessarily close when they talk to you or just in a place with lots of room. A kid or pet that follows you around very closely so that whenever you change direction you bump into them or step on them.
?I was shopping with my nephew the other day and he was behind me every time I turned around. He was being such a personal space invader."

My dad is such a personal space invader! He stands right up close to you when he's talking to you. It makes a lot of people nervous.

Personal Space Invader

The rare and abnormal act undertaken when a person who you have never previously had any aquaintance with, sits next to you in a situaiton when all of the other places to sit down are empty, like in a movie theatre or a bus.
Tom: "Hey man how was your movie?"
Craig: Man, it was shit i had to deal with a personal space invader the whole time!

Personal Space Invaders 

A game invented for when you are incredibly bored and have no resources available to you to play a game (such as a ball). It involves two players which similtaniously have to invade each others personal space, such as waving their hands infront of the opponent's face or almost licking their necks.

The game is won by causing your opponent to flinch or deliberately move out of the way of your attacks. However, you can loose by touching them accidentaly.
John: Lets play Personal Space Invaders.
Mike: Yeah, alright.

invade your personal space 

A cute term used to imply being close or intimate to someone. Best used when someone is claustrophobic.
I can't wait to see you later and invade your personal space.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026