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permatemp 

A temporary employee who has beeen exploited for a long duration of time in the workplace, doing the same task as full-time employees, but not receiving company benefits.
Being a permatemp is awesome because I get to grab my ankles all day.
permatemp by The Tank January 14, 2004
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permatern 

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.
"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."
permatern by batria June 15, 2009

PermaTeen 

An adult who behaves like they never left high school.
A permateen is someone who still dresses like a teenager, gossips constantly, texts OMG to someone at least 20 times a day, and makes fun of other women for their appearance.

In men, it is a guy who relives his glory days of high school constantly, sleeps until noon every day, parties all night, spends too much time in the bathroom, and doesn't understand the concept of responsibility.
PermaTeen by Madmama April 13, 2010

Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility 

1.) Berger's First Permutation Principle of Divisibility states that all permutations greater than 3! are evenly divisible by 6.

2.) Berger's Second Permutation Principle of Divisibility states that all permutations greater than 4! are evenly divisible by 12.

The "!" is mathematically denoted as "factorial."
1.) In Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility, 3!-a! are ALL divisible by 6 a y number of times.

2.) In Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility, 4!-n! are ALL divisible by 12 an x number of times.

PERMATERN 

JOE STARTED HERE AS AN INTERN IN 2006, AND HE IS STILL HERE; I GUESS HE'S A PERMATERN.
PERMATERN by DIGIMASTER October 14, 2009

permatechnotarded

Perma for Permanent, and Technotarded for unskilled in Technology field. Together they make a word so incredible that it is only to be said in the worst case scenario. Permanently "Technotarded"
Jonah: Oh crap, I just deleted all of my files with this Recovery disk.

Jacob: You are - Permatechnotarded -

*Jacob is now offline*

Permutilation 

Permutilations are all of the different ways you can modify a meme to deviate from the original formula to tell new jokes.

Whereas the permutations of a meme are all the different jokes you can tell with it, the permutilations of a meme are the ways you can fundamentally change the structure of the meme in order to change the types of jokes you can tell with it.
I created a new permutilation of the three-headed dragon meme by changing it so that it has two panels, one with the serious head and one with the silly head.
Permutilation by Mr. Twinkieface January 19, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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