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permawet 

Permawet is a captivating phenomenon in which females experience sustained arousal and sexual readiness. As the name suggests, permawetness persists throughout decidedly non-sexual activities, e.g., eating chicken wings, getting sunburned, bathing (alone), or watching family-friendly TV. Ongoing research suggests that encountering an extraordinary mate can trigger the permawet state, but longitudinal data is crucial to understanding how this condition manifests, evolves, and potentially resolves or endures over time.

Experts caution that permawetness is a "slippery slope," a precarious condition associated with risks for all involved, including sleep disruptions, heightened daydreaming, and sore body parts.
He's got me permawet.
permawet by Megalodonis April 12, 2024
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Permawest 

Coming from the combination of 'permanent' and 'west'. The latter meaning when somebody does something very unusual, that they wouldnt normally do (usually under the influence of marijuana).

Permawest is when one adopts a constant west state and they are a shadow of the person they used to be.
Guy 1: 'hey dude have you seen Adam recently?'
Guy 2: 'not for a few years, last i heard he went permawest, started wearing bucket hats and shades indoors and wouldn't leave the house after he broke up with his girlfriend'
Permawest by Plewsican May 18, 2014
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Permawedgie 

When you've made the mistake of wearing too tights pants all day at work and/or school....Literally having a permanent wedgie no matter how many times you shift around in your chair.
Damnit, these pants I wore today make me have a permawedgie.
Permawedgie by The Kengster June 16, 2011

permanet 

Bob's scars are permanet.
permanet by 2004HondaCivic November 7, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026