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a creature who breathes out hookah. he smokes hookah in his spare time and loves to smoke hookah. most call him perlin, few call him jon, very few call him a geologist. he craves the hookah smell and loves all flavors. he enjoys long walks on broad street, temple star, hookah, and pittsburgh and also geology. he is perlin the magnificant.
hey who wants to smoke hookah?
perlin does!
perlin by perlin4master November 4, 2013
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yuliy perlin 

yuliy is the first name of a dicky Russian kid who has a massive ego. He tries to make fun of others but people make fun of him instead. He is a fat ass douchebag and is sexist and homophobic.
OMG I HAVE HIM HE IS SUCH A YULIY PERLIN
yuliy perlin by Anonymus2k8 November 26, 2016
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pervine king 

a particular type of employment bullying and harassment specialist to the Commercial Care Sector, usually involving intimidation & false statements.

Particular characteristic - mongrel midget with inferiority complex
Every day at work, I am tied of being Pervine-King into writing false statements.
My relative has been a Pervine King victim.
pervine king by clavecin1716 November 12, 2018
A foul trans-species creature created from the foetal waste of an abortion clinic left to fester in an metal bin, mixed with excrement bacteria and the drippings of a broken public tampon bin.
Err. What is that hideous pervine mutation squelching towards us?

Its the most hideous creation I have had the misfortunate of suffering
My god, you must have pervine tsd… it's legendary
Pervine by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019
Perrine: A foreign name mainly from French speaking countries .

This girl is amazing she’s nice, smart and really attractive!
She’s really pure-hearted and she doesn’t know her own beauty.
She can often have a small lack of self-confidence so If you’re friends with someone called Perrine whatever your gender give this girl a HUGE hug!!!!
When this girl goes home she just loves to chill in her comfy clothes and doesn’t care if people see her like that.

This girl loves to fool with her friends and can easily FAN-GIRL!😂

She can be a tease to boys but is never mean.
She is also a GREAT kisser!!!!!!

If you know someone called Perrine ask her out, you will NOT regret it
A:Bro look at her
B: WOW she is amazing, she’s definitely a Perrine
A: Imma go talk to her
B: Okkkk good luck bro, you’ll need it.
Perrine by eeteeweetee February 20, 2018
A person deriving from greatness, much like the messiah. The most divine person who is envied all over the world. A person with great beauty and lovelyness who is compared to describe a persons Magnificence.
“she is as lovely as Perin.”
perin by livesexy February 17, 2008

Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*
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