Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.
ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much
cum period by jetts October 26, 2022

Cum Shot Vulnerability Period

That 30 second period where there is no possibility that you could act fast enough so that a roommate opening the door would not catch you in the act of masturbation, even if said door was locked.
He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.

Periodcup 

Noun- A cup used to hold period goo to feed to Edward Cullen. Also used to store other smoothie like things, such as a smoothie.
"Bella, I want your blood but I don't want to kill you."
"Don't worry! I'm on my period! Good thing I keep my handy periodcup around!"
Periodcup by Mirelurk Mama November 30, 2009

periodcup 

A phrase coined by You Tube star Shane Dawson after making a "Twilight" parody video where his Edward Cullen character is fed by the Bella character (Brittani Louise Taylor) from a cup of her period blood.
Shane Dawson (Edward): Bella, I want your blood but I don't want to kill you to get it."

Brittani Louise Taylor (Bella): "Wait, I'm on my period. I can't believe I never thought of this before."

*Uses glass to collect period blood for Edward*

This glass of blood is the "periodcup".

"I love Edward Cullen so much, I'm going to start using a periodcup".
periodcup by iqfrenzy August 31, 2010

periodcup 

A cup where u put ur period.
1: Omg wat's thiz?
2:My periodcup!
1:What da hell?
2:Mm.. i put my period in a cup..u know it's kinda cool!
periodcup by EvilxsOap August 15, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more