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Diablolical demon of speed, capable of reaching speeds of up to 20mph. One who Zoom Zooms with amazing intensity.
Emits episodes of crazy cerial shennanigans, desperatley tries to obtain any form of breakfast cerial without reguard to others.
"Damn percyval is tearing up the road on with his crazy Zoom Zoom skills!"

"Bwuahaha with this clever disguise, Trix shall be my prize"

"AT LAST THE COLORFUL FRUITY BREAKFAST OF TRIX IS MINE!"
percyval by Anonymous August 11, 2002
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Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore 

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.
"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

Percivalian 

Taken from the tales of King Aurther and his knight, Percival, this refers to a person or couple who is searching for the "holy grail", the "unicorn", the HBB.

Percival did locate the Grail at one time, but, being too immature and failing to ask the proper question, he failed in attaining the Grail and he must grow spiritually and mentally before he could locate it again.

Percival is described in some places as "the least worldly and the least groomed of all the knights", having been raised in the woods away from society, and "extremely pious but somewhat naive".

This is analogous to a couple who is new to polyamory and, lacking sufficient role models in alternative relationships and lacking the experience themselves to understand the complex nature of multi-partner relationships, the couple believes, rather naively, that the way to circumvent jealousy, possession, or feeling "left out", is to find one person to share equally.

The rationale is that one partner cannot get jealous if he or she gets to do all the same things at the same time with the new partner as the existing partner. This does not refer to triads that just happen to spring up because the relationship between all involved was most compatible in a triad relationship. This is specifically for existing dyads seeking the Hot Bi Babe to "complete" their family and perhaps solve any underlying issues along the way.
That skeevy couple over there hitting on all the young females trying to find a Hot Bi Babe for their threesome is just Percivalian
Percivalian by Joreth April 8, 2010

Percival 

the epitomy of sophistication and class. Also, the last name of a wealthy English family.
ex. 1- She is looking very percival today.
ex. 2- Marry a Percival, they have lots of money.
Percival by woohoopeanuts March 27, 2011

Percival 

A smart boy able to reach the stars with the wit of a got he's also got unbelievable looks with a smile like no other and a face of pure gold . He's strong and is never stingy , he also loves his family and favirout people are ones called max.
Percival is who he is . Love him or hate him ,

Percevalia

It's a country where everyone has their own unique set of dishes. The national animal is The E-wok. The national color is flashy green. The national language is French and Similish.

People go there for hookers and a new set of dishes.
DUUUUUUUUUDE. Have you been to percevalia. Two words: "Dirty Hookers"

Maxximus percival 

A dirty dirty white albino man who thinks he can get away with calling people tacos dropped in mud. If you see one of these, run away.
“Hey Miguel, we gotta get outta here! There’s a Maxximus Percival here!
Maxximus percival by Wurpled December 10, 2021