per-petuity

What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.

Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.

per-petuity by You rReal Name August 18, 2020

Rule against perpetuities 

A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice

Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me

Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me

Rule against perpetuities by LawraLaw April 29, 2010

perpetuitous 

Having the appearance of lasting forever. Having characteristics of continuing forever

Her cubic-zirconium ring was every bit as beautiful as any diamond engagement ring, but we knew it was perpetuitous.

perpetuitous by Dich July 31, 2011

perpetuitously

Adverb that means to be in a perpetual state. This is a Parkeism that had to be defined for the purpose giving strength to his odd vernacularisms used at both home and work.

"Will you have this work perpetuitously?"

perpetuitously by Parke Smith April 21, 2007

perpetuity 

When the revision has gone on for so long you have gone mad and think you are a BERRY or an ALLEN

Duuuudeee I'm feeling like a crazed BERRY with all this perpetuity. What a drain.

perpetuity by Pittster June 1, 2011