Definitions by Dich
e-basing
When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.
Microwave inflation
The microwave inflation of the first decade after 2000 caused basic phone services to soar from about $25.00 per household to $100.00 per individual.
Microwave inflation by Dich August 9, 2011
perpetuitous
Her cubic-zirconium ring was every bit as beautiful as any diamond engagement ring, but we knew it was perpetuitous.
perpetuitous by Dich July 31, 2011
inmortalized
To create something, that in and of itself becomes infamous, but leaves the inventor without notice or effect.
inmortalized by Dich July 31, 2011
koppmaning
the act of gaying something up until it reaches a state of spontaneous combustion or suicidal tendencies.
holly shit jack, you koppmaned that blender until it set itself on liquify and turned into a raging inferno of kitchen appliance you fucking homo.
koppmaning by dich March 1, 2004