Dich's definitions

koppmaning

the act of gaying something up until it reaches a state of spontaneous combustion or suicidal tendencies.

holly shit jack, you koppmaned that blender until it set itself on liquify and turned into a raging inferno of kitchen appliance you fucking homo.

by dich March 1, 2004

perpetuitous

Having the appearance of lasting forever. Having characteristics of continuing forever

Her cubic-zirconium ring was every bit as beautiful as any diamond engagement ring, but we knew it was perpetuitous.

by Dich July 31, 2011

inmortalized

To create something, that in and of itself becomes infamous, but leaves the inventor without notice or effect.

The inventor of the wheel has been inmortalized.

by Dich July 31, 2011

Microwave inflation

of or pertaining to the increased cost of cellular products.

The microwave inflation of the first decade after 2000 caused basic phone services to soar from about $25.00 per household to $100.00 per individual.

by Dich August 9, 2011

e-basing

When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.

Girl: "Where's Debbie?" Mother: "She's e-basing on the veranda with the girls"

by Dich September 22, 2016