Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dich

e-basing

When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.

Girl: "Where's Debbie?" Mother: "She's e-basing on the veranda with the girls"

e-basing by Dich September 22, 2016

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of or pertaining to the increased cost of cellular products.

The microwave inflation of the first decade after 2000 caused basic phone services to soar from about $25.00 per household to $100.00 per individual.

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Having the appearance of lasting forever. Having characteristics of continuing forever

Her cubic-zirconium ring was every bit as beautiful as any diamond engagement ring, but we knew it was perpetuitous.

perpetuitous by Dich July 31, 2011

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To create something, that in and of itself becomes infamous, but leaves the inventor without notice or effect.

The inventor of the wheel has been inmortalized.

inmortalized by Dich July 31, 2011

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the act of gaying something up until it reaches a state of spontaneous combustion or suicidal tendencies.

holly shit jack, you koppmaned that blender until it set itself on liquify and turned into a raging inferno of kitchen appliance you fucking homo.

koppmaning by dich March 1, 2004