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Rule against perpetuities 

A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice
Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me

Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me

perpetuitously

Adverb that means to be in a perpetual state. This is a Parkeism that had to be defined for the purpose giving strength to his odd vernacularisms used at both home and work.
"Will you have this work perpetuitously?"
perpetuitously by Parke Smith April 21, 2007

Pertuitous 

He was a rather old pertuitous man
Pertuitous by Reprah64 April 8, 2024