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peontology 

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.
For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.
peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012
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peniosaur 

A prehistoric creature with a large neck large head and soft veiny skin.
"Dude they found a peniosaur bone in my girlfriend's vagina."
peniosaur by Jimmy Higgins February 7, 2008
Describes a man named Andrew
"Remember Andrew?"
"Yeah he's a peenioon."
peenioon by DooverOover September 24, 2020

Peonic ass bitch

A lame ass person who acts as a child and is a pussy... can’t handle situations. Resulting in being a little ass bitch.
A word made and defined by Kathleen C.
You’re such a peonic ass bitch for leaving me on read even though you were online.
Peonic ass bitch by KMC.X3 February 11, 2019

Pennionaire 

"Yo man, that guy has so many pennies!"

"Yeah, he's a pennionaire."
Pennionaire by bfftladawiahoh October 22, 2012

peniosaurus rex 

pen·io·saur (pen-nigh-o-s-argh'us, wre-cks-) A very large vagnivorous peninosaur of the Upper Crustaceous Period of North America, characterized by a small neck, large head and scaley skin. A vaginal intruder, the true king of the peniosaurs.
In a prehistoric times, it wasn't all that uncommon for a peniosaurus rex, to destroy a whole flock of ptwatodactyls.
peniosaurus rex by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007