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perrywinkle 

a quiet, unassuming woman with a deep intellect, a wallflower hiding beauty and sensuousness
Nobody gave Myrtle much thought, but James recognized a perrywinkle when he saw one.
perrywinkle by SfARMER March 4, 2010

perrywinkle 

the perrywinkle is a relatively recent creation referring to crusted pooh that remains on the edge on your asshole. it is caused by poor hygiene and can lead to burning.
i need a fucking wire brush to clean off these perrywinkles
perrywinkle by steven koliopoulos September 14, 2003

peniwinkle 

The name for a spot of piss left on your pants after you go to the bathroom. Also used to describe any stain in the crotch region of your pants.
You: Look out, dog! You got a peniwinkle.
Your Friend: Thanks. I better go change my pants.
peniwinkle by Crazy Carl Gunter April 23, 2007

penwinkle 

when you hold your wiener up to a pen-bat and winkle through it all over someone's face.
after cashing the pen-bat, i penwinkled all over her face
penwinkle by frothdom April 5, 2005

pennywink 

pennywink n. to make a promise with no contribution
e.g. to offer much giving little, while meaning to deceive with a promise.
The politician offered the standard pennywink.
The politician offered the standard excuses, and promises.

Her boyfriends pennywink changed the relationship.
Her boyfriends deception changed the relationship.

The pennywink gathering roused the voters.
The political gathering roused the voters.
pennywink by Sua Sponte October 12, 2010

perrywinkle 

A word that you can use anywhere, and anytime to blame something
Nick: bro did you see who wrote on me?
Ryen: ah it was this dang perrywinkles!
perrywinkle by LMS_Nick December 4, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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