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pennywink 

pennywink n. to make a promise with no contribution
e.g. to offer much giving little, while meaning to deceive with a promise.
The politician offered the standard pennywink.
The politician offered the standard excuses, and promises.

Her boyfriends pennywink changed the relationship.
Her boyfriends deception changed the relationship.

The pennywink gathering roused the voters.
The political gathering roused the voters.
pennywink by Sua Sponte October 12, 2010
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Pennying 

'Pennying' or also known as 'The Penny Game' is a simple British drinking game, traditionally played during formal dinners (Formal Hall) at Cambridge University. One person throws a penny into another's pint (or other alcoholic beverage) and that person has to down the drink in order to "stop the Queen from drowning". (As the Queen's face is depicted on 1p coins).
"Did you know they banned Pennying in Formal Hall?"

"Yeah! Dirk got so pissed he had to go to hospital!"
Pennying by AquamarineCara May 16, 2017
Stephen king's greatest creation, Pennywise, is not actually a real clown. It is a malvolient entity that takes the shape of the thing you are most afraid of.
Humans cannot comprehend it's true form and anybody who has ever seen it has gone mad. Pennywise is actually a female, but preferes the shape of a male clown, because it attracts foolish children that eventually become the monster's food
Pennywise is the greates character ever created by Stephen King
pennywise by Myzrael September 21, 2005
A new pronoun for people that refer to themselves with the pronouns “they”, “them”, or “it”.
Hey, I’m in the group Brockhampton, and my pronouns are they, them, and pennywise.
Pennywise by Chasethemoney100 October 23, 2019
1. Pennywise the Dancing Clown (Robert "Bob" Gray or It) is actually a pregnant female that originated in a void containing and surrounding the Universe. It's final form in the physical realm is a 15 foot high black spider, which is the closest the human mind can get to understanding It's actual physical form. It's natural form exists in a realm beyond the physical called the deadlights. The closest description we get in the book (IT by Stephen King) of this is "an endless hairy thing which was made of light and nothing else, orange light, dead light that mocked life."

It's natural enemy is the Turtle.

2. Pennywise is an American punk rock band that was formed in 1988.

3. Penny Wise is a pseudonym for The Simpsons writer Jon Vitti.
1. Pennywise, when around Eddie, likes to take on the form of a leper and ask him if he wants a blowjob.

2. Pennywise's self-titled debut was in 1991.

3. Penny Wise wrote the episodes "Another Simpsons Clip Show" and "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular".
Pennywise by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008
A very sexy clown that will kill children! But penny is very very beautiful! :)
Omg! Did you see Pennywise! He was so sexy and beautiful today ahhhh !!

Pennywhiskers  

The jocular act of sprinkling the pubic hairs from a crimson haired individual in, onto, or around the face and or hair of an unsuspecting victim. This action is best performed with the hairs from a pure ginger onto the face of a dark-haired italian with facial hair, but the definition is flexible. The term "pennywhiskers" may only be applied when using the hairs of an indiviual with some form of a "fire crotch" and when said hairs are being placed on a unwilling victim. The term originates from the color of the American monetary value of the "penny", which consists of copper, a reddish conductive metal, and the old English term for facial hair, "whiskers."
HAHAHA, John just gave Nick Pennywhiskers by dispersing his bountiful fire-crotch harvest on that dumbass' face.
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