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penis warts 

"i have penis warts"
penis warts by BigNiggaFaggot March 7, 2019
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penis warts 

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh
yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts
penis warts by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019

penis wars 

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...
penis wars by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005

penis wars 

Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.
sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman
penis wars by Paul May 7, 2005

penisfarts 

something that is very annoying or makes you rage
Ugh! this game is penisfarts
penisfarts by yuh yuh mami November 22, 2021
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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