penis puppeteer

One who manipulates his penis for entertainment, excitement, or other reasons. One manipulation is the bird, and another is the sack lunch.

female: I wanted to suck him off, but I had fun before hand watching him be a penis puppeteer.

penis puppeteer by UTCJAM November 16, 2006

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penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!

OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!

penis puppetiering by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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