penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.

Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!

by tox0tes August 3, 2008

Pinch Penis

The phenomenon of when your penis retreats and (in the process) pinches all of the foreskin on its way down. This often happens while seated at the dinner table or in other situations where you can't tend to your pinch penis.

My pinch penis was really bad at the in-laws dinner table the other night!

by LeDapperFapper May 15, 2016

Penis Pincher

One who pinches his penis. This originated from Andrew, who does so daily.

Andrew is a penis pincher.

by Vas Deferens January 31, 2005

penis pincher

Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.

Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.

by Niggerfaggot9/11 January 23, 2017

Penie pinch challenge

Noun

A popular challenge in which one pinches one foreskin followed by urinating causing the foreskin to inflate like a balloon. One then rushes to the bathroom to dispose of the urine in the urinal without it leaking.

Chads peepee leaked therefore he failed the penie pinch challenge.

by Hankywienieman June 3, 2018

penis pincher

1.)noun-One who masturbates using only his forefinger and thumb.

2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.

1.) Alan is a very kind person, but nonetheless he is a penis pincher.

2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.

by kickstop February 1, 2005

Penis Pincher

1. A cockblocker

2. Someone who greatly annoys you.

1. She is a real Penis Pincher
2. I hate her, she is a Penis Pincher

by Duneblazer85 May 7, 2017