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penispincher 

"That chick is a penispincher. She'll get you all hot and bothered, then run off and leave you cold."
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Penis Pincher 

One who pinches his penis. This originated from Andrew, who does so daily.
Penis Pincher by Vas Deferens January 31, 2005

penis pincher 

Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.
Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.
penis pincher by Niggerfaggot9/11 January 23, 2017

penismuncher 

A person, usually a woman, who, while giving a blow job, bites on the penis of the male he/she is giving a blow job to
The blow job I got from her was great, except when she she bit on my penis, what a penismuncher.
penismuncher by Jostin June 1, 2006

penis pincher 

1.)noun-One who masturbates using only his forefinger and thumb.

2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.
1.) Alan is a very kind person, but nonetheless he is a penis pincher.

2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.
penis pincher by kickstop February 1, 2005

Penismuncher 

someone who bites totally... penis to be exact... they enjoy chomping on penis
"Wow, he just spilled that drink on your dress? What a penismuncher"
Penismuncher by SoxBleed November 18, 2004

Penis Pincher 

1. A cockblocker

2. Someone who greatly annoys you.
1. She is a real Penis Pincher
2. I hate her, she is a Penis Pincher
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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