penis parking

A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.

She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.

penis parking by TOMLOL January 1, 2007

penis parking lot 

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.

Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.

penis parking lot by Yeee December 15, 2007

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

penis parking garage by gmoney February 24, 2015

Penis Packing Patty 

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.

When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.

Penis Packing Patty by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012

packing the penis 

when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.

dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee

packing the penis by Art Vandaleigh August 11, 2006

Parkinson's penis 

When a penis can't stop vibrating

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"

Parkinson's penis by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021